Off and running
Well were back!!! the BBFFL is starting a new year and for some it the same old same old. and others a whole new world. When’s the last time * was the overall points leader and 2-0 record? Never that’s when.. As for some around the bottom,,, well that familiar territory.. So let see what the Sports Authority thinks about all of this.
*(2-0) and Clinton’s lovers (1-1) face off this week. We can only assume that the name indicates that owner Burrier has also given Bill Clinton a blow job and has a shirt with his load on it. I think we will call him Cum Stain from here on out. So CS is struggling as usual and * is having a better year so we look for this to be a 24 point victory for *.
Pryor Obligations (2-0) & Guzzlers hook up in the last week of round one of league play. PO shocking the division coming out of the shoots firing off 2 wins, while the Guzzlers have been in 2 games that have been decided by a combined total of 7 points. They throw up 60 and win and then put up 103 and loose????? Bad karma. PO stumbles this week and drops to 2-1 which you will find out latter will put him in a 3 way tie for the division. Guzzlers by 11.
Burchers Bengals (1-1) vs. Barhoppers (0-2) There are teams doing well,,, some are on the bubble and some are just shitting down their leg. Barhoppers are one of those teams shittin’ down their leg. At no point this season had these two teams played each other would the Hoppers had won and this week is no different. BB in a beat down..
Las Almejas Barbudas (1-1) and Pleasant Valley Longnecks (0-2) .. After a heartbreaker for the Longnecks, they now have to bury their face in the bearded clams. Injuries could play a factor in this one. Look for the Necks to get on the board this week with a win. LN by 9.
Capital City (1-1) and Mudslingers (1-1) This is a defining game neither team wanting to slide to 1-2 so both will try to bring their B game.. I would say their A game but obviously they don’t have one or their record would be 2-0. Gangsters struggling to put up points while the Slingers rely on just 2 players. This will be a shot out that come down to Monday night,,, but when the smokes clears the gangsters will have wacked another foe. CC by 2
This years 1st Game Of The Week
FNG (2-0) and Burn Victims (0-2) ---FNG puts its undefeated record on the line this weekend against the winless Victims. Yeah I know… it’s not really putting it on the line when playing BV,,, BUT the Burn Victims now have God on there side. Seem owner Troy Couts and a secret society of other owners went to a Cult like retreat to ask God to help their Football team win this year. Report from a source that ask to remain ammoniums because he is his brother said, on the last night of the retreat the group sacrificed a Brett Farve doll by putting it in a ring with two dogs and betting how long it would take to rip it’s arms off then they played prison bitch with a Plexico Burris jersey. They later tried to spiritually connect to Steve McNair but were unsuccessful. They finished by burning incenses and being alone with their thoughts. Still they lose.. FNG by 7
As Always
The Soprts Authority
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